UNICORN WEEKENDS

I MUST NOT THROW UNDERGARMENTS AT PEOPLE.
AND WHILE AT IT, THROWING A FINGER AT THEM.

my wishlist.

1. jesus christ. how hots that dress man? i'd wear that everyday. i'd wear that in my funeral. i'd wear that on my marriage.
i'd wear that dress in labour. i'd wear that dress cooking. i'd wear that dress fucking. just. yeah.

2. that coat is really tacky........ in a way like some old chick would wear. but i like tacky old stuff.
i'd wear this while waiting for the bus (psssh... the bus???? bitch, please.), and being a cat lady.

3. the miu miu flats are cool. not so needed, there are a shitload of knockoffs somewhere around here.
after all, we all lead to a life in wearing cheap knock offs, because we are not rich ass snobs. we are broke snobs.

4. the zippered skirt. yeah............should i say more? i'd shoplift that.

5. that stella mccartney black dress if to DIE DROWNING for. oh SOOOO hot and so simple. i'd wear this anewhere!
to the bathroom, to the toilet, to the supermarket, hell, to swim!

6. yeah i dont know why i like that clutch? it just sounds like patricia, i dont even know who patricia is.
it just mixes with the clutch. the clutch = patricia?????? wtf. you wont get it.

7. THE YSL BAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I WILL NEVER HAVE IT.
NOW, WHILE I'M IN THE MOOD OF KILLING MY SELF. I WILL BINGE EAT.
 WHICH WILL NEVER AFFECT THE COURSE OF HOW I'M GOING TO GET THAT BAG.
 SLAP ME FRENCHY.

8. the in the trend shoes. i'm not into oxfords but theyre alright...

9. james and elizabeth necklace. so fucking hardcore. i'd poke someones eyes out with them,
i'd wear it to an iron maiden concert. when will you fuckers come?

10. i am obsessed of everything givenchy.
lets get married ricardo, we will be the best looking age-gapped couple AVAAHHHH

The universe is an illusion.
Everyday we live our life to just realize we're all dying slowly.
To know that, is to not care at all. To not try to make it better.
We try to enjoy ourselves in the most sinful things.

To be a sinner, without sins.

I dont know why.
But I love being sad.
It makes my life way more dramatic.
I like crying because the fact that Its such a difficult thing for me to do.
I like smiling because it makes me seem like I'm happy.
But, all I want to do is not care.
To be free from life, free from people, free from rules, free from you.

(It is going to be my birthday on friday. this is horrid.)

YESSSSSSSSSS
DRINKING GAMES!!!!!!!

I'll have wonderful dreams tonight.

the givenchy lace dress seen as worn by kinga razjak
which i will never have. i'm obsessed with black lace, i wanna wear it to a funeral.


this painting by whoever. i have no idea.
i've been thinking about redecorating my rooms and buying prints of old 16th century potraits and hang it all in my wall with gold frames. then i'll stick really tacky wallpaper and hang an antique framed photo of my dead cat.
because he was the first boy i've ever slept with.


a havana brown cat

It's obvifuckingously fugly as the depth of hell, but hey! I like scary looking cats.
Also, he doesnt have alot of fur, so i cant have those fugly rashes anymore.
(Still in trauma of my dead cat Sparky-Joe. Youre my first serious relationship.)


jean-luc godard dvd collection
Because, who doesn't want one????????
Its reallllllyyyy hard to find those, i live for this journey of impersonating Anna Karina in Alphaville.


the pink elephant cigarettes
ever since i saw and literally paused and rewind the scene where eva green smoked these darlings in bernard berolucci's the dreamers, i'm in love.......
oh! and they taste like vanilla, its like dessert without the calories!!!!


(photo by crashdivision)
a clear sky just for the 15th.
oh boo hoo, so what? it'll never happen here. and if it does, big whoop! it'll be too hot to even pull your tongue outside and not have it burnt. but really it'll be nice to have a windy but sunny day to actually have a picnic outside and drinking something funny.

photo in V

photos by the sartorialist